Der Bro Code [Barney Stinson Matt Kuhn] on *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. A bro always calls another bro by his last name. (Exception: If a bro’s last name is also a racial epithet). PARADISA COROLLARY: Or if the. Definition of a Bro: A person who will always be with you unless he’s got something else anymore. If someone has upheld one or more.

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Unresolved disputes over the Bro Code may be submitted to the International Court of Bros at barneystinson barneysblog. A bro is allowed to publish The Bro Code if he stands to make a profit on it. Even in a drought, a bro flushes twice. Shopbop Designer Fashion Brands.

All the Paradisa Corollaries and extra rules, however, were written by deutcsh. Check out this site. Cod Drive Cloud storage from Amazon. All the Paradisa Corollaries and extra rules, however, were written by me. When executing a high five, a bro is forbidden from intertwining fingers or grasping his bro’s hand. The Bro Code Oct 14, Some call it morality.

The mun would like to point out that these articles are taken in their very barest form, without Barney’s embellishments and examples, from The Bro Code tie-in book for HIMYM. A bro never reveals the score of a sporting event to another stknson, unless another bro has thrice confirmed he wants to hear it. Add to Cart Add to Cart.


Only 2 left in stock – order soon. That said, the bro should re-evaluate if the sister resembles his bro in a wig. Tell us what you like, so we can send you books you’ll love. Two bros shall maintain at least a three-foot radius between them when on the same dance floor.

When gay guy talks cdoe how to pick up girls A bro doesn’t let another bro get a tattoo, especially of a girl’s name. If his bro has picked a fight with a scary-looking guy, if this is the third fight this week, or if the bro has a note from a physician excusing him from having anyone’s back.

The box of porn is afforded right of way over the live-in girlfriend, despite the box of porn’s inability to get super-pissed and withhold sex. English Choose a language for shopping. It is never, EVER permissible for a bro to sleep with his bro’s ex.

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A bro doesn’t allow another bro to get married until he’s at least thirty. Upon greeting another bro, a bro may engage in a high five, fist bump, or bro hug, but never a full embrace. If a bro should shoot an airball, strike out playing softball, or throw a gutterball while bowling, he is required to make some excuse for himself.

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It’s called the Bro Code, not the Slob Code. By upholding the tenets of this sacred and legendary document, any dude can learn to achieve Bro-dom.

When asked “do you need some help”, a bro shall automatically respond “I got it”. Amazon Inspire Digital Educational Resources. Damn right im a bro. Thread Deleted Email Thread Page 1 of 2 1 2. Guest Quick Reply no urls dehtsch BBcode.

A bro never shares observations about another bro’s hot girlfriend. Stonson Stinson works at a corporation, and regularly “suits up” to help his lovelorn and altogether pathetic bro Ted Mosby. A bro refrains from using too much detail when relating sexual exploits to his bros. A bro is under no obligation to open a door for anyone. If a bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full grown.

A bro is never offended barjey another bro fails to return a phone call, text, or email in a timely fashion. A bro doesn’t listen to chick music A bro never sends a greeting card to another bro. When flipping through channels, a bro is not allowed to skip past a program featuring boobs.